.A guy passes
a bar and sees a sign in the window,
"All you can drink $10".
He stops and asks the bartender,
"You mean I can have as much alcohol as I want for only $10?"
The bartender replies, "Yes, Sir!"
"Great," says the man, "then give me $20 worth."
The difference
between a drunk and an alcoholic is:
A drunk will steal your wallet.
An alcoholic will steal your wallet and help you look for it.
I took the
drink and the drink took me.
Alcoholics
can be found at the airport waiting for their ships to come in.
My drug of
choice was more.
There's no
amount of effort an alcoholic won't expend
to destroy anything that is good in their lives.
There are no
victims, only volunteers
Then there
was the man who, having read about the evils of drink, gave up reading.
Pain is inevitable...suffering
is optional.
My insanity
is inversley proportional to my expectations.
The alcoholic
is always the last to know.
If you're obsessing
on something, try praying instead,
it's impossible to think of two things at once.
If I were as
hard on others as I am on myself, they would probably never speak to
me again.
Don't drink,
even if your rear falls off or, if it begins to twinkle.
Fear is not
getting what you want or losing what you already have.
If you have
a sense of impending doom, it could be that doom is impending.
Two people
trying to have a relationship in sobriety,
is like two garbage trucks colliding.
You can look
back at the past, just don't stare at it.
No wonder your
mother pushes your buttons, she installed them.
One door closes,
another door opens, but it's hell in the hallway.
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